wakey wakey vegetables
[asexual subtext]

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

underthe-corktree:

I don’t know pete wentz but I trust him with my life

slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*

lizthefangirl:

davegrohlsfacialhair:

i recommend the creme brulee

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i recommend you go away

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(Source: praisethevibe)

claydols:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

(Source: canadad)

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow